Friday, September 21, 2007

MLS Description of the Week!

14749 VALLEYHEART DRIVE, Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
(MLS # F1735357)

Bedrooms: 2
Full Baths: 2
Square Feet: 1,914
Lot Size: 7,910 Sq. Ft.
Year Built: 1945
Listing Date: 09/19/07
List price: $789k ($412/sq/ft)
Last sale: 05/17/04 at $600k
Zestimate $851,857

"This is the best deal on a street with mulitple [sic] million dollar homes..."

The "best" deal? Really? What about the house at 15033 Valleyheart that is priced at $285/sq.ft. (MLS # F1726037). Wouldn't that, technically, be a better deal? Or what about 14725 Valleyheart (MLS # F1721215). That home is priced at a mere $338/ sq. ft. and the lot is bigger. I'd say that's a better deal for sure. But let's get back to that description, shall we?

"This is the time to buy homes with great value and low lis [sic] price...."

SNARF! Did you seriously just say this is the time to buy? Okay, let's get beyond that. Where is this "great value and low lis [sic] price" of which you speak? Because it's not here. I know that much.

"Its [sic] guaranteed to sell, be the first to snatch it up. Good luck [sic]"

Interesting. So you guarantee it, eh? What price do you guarantee, exactly? And, I hate to be nit picky, but technically only one person can "snatch it up." It's not like there could be a second or third person who "snatches it up."

Oh and, hey, good luck to you too! I'm fairly confident you'll be needing it. Also: only four typos! Nice work.

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